On the Twelfth day til Christmas, the woman better give to me.
Twelve kickaroos for kicking,
eleven crinkle tunnels,

ten tonnes of treats,
Nine cardboard boxes,
eight balls of wool,
seven fishies swimming,

six beds for laying,
five jingle balls,
four nippy narnas,
three bowls of crunchies
two tins of tuna
and
a multi-level scratching tree.
Oh, and something for the dog!
Thomas O'Toole, Charlie O'Marley and Lola Fannola x