Thursday, 19 September 2013
Meow Like A Priate Day 2013 with Cap'n Charles Buttscrape of the Good Ship Cardboard
Ahoy, scurvy dogs... and cats.
It be being "Talk Like A Pirate Day", 'n would-be buccaneers who'd be tryin' t' natter like a corsair had best learn t' speak th' lingo. If ye reckon that jus' sayin' "arrrr" at th' end o' every utterance will fill yer sails 'n float yer ship, reckon again, landlubber. It'll jus' get ye tossed o'erboard!
Aye, it be me. Th' terrible Cap'n Charles Butscrape, th' most feared pirate cat t' sail th' seven seas. T'day I be shoven' off in search o' treasure. Cat nip treasure. So sally forth all o' ye who be loyal to th' colours an' set sail t' distant unchart'd shores aboard the good ship Cardboard.
So step lively me hearties or ye shall be walking t' plank... Arr!
Cap'n Charles Buttscrape th' Inept.