Friday, 4 December 2009
Found on the back of a can of Rufus Cat Food:
Instructions on feeding your cat.
A sophisticated cat would never dream of eating its meal all in one sitting, cats are far too cultured.
Cats are great snackers and will rarely over eat so if your cat hasn't licked the plate clean in one sitting, your cat has thought to leave some for later, like grandads who leave food in their beards.
Rufus should be served straight from the can at room temperature, to add class to mealtimes, maybe light some candles and provide napkins.
Please provide fresh water at mealtimes, not wine.
If your cat is becoming overweight and you are thinking of extending the cat-flap, try exercising with your cat, but don't go running through your neighbours back yard or climbing high trees!
Thomas O'Toole, Charlie O'Marley and Lola Fannola x