Found on the back of a can of Rufus Cat Food:
Instructions on feeding your cat.
A sophisticated cat would never dream of eating its meal all in one sitting, cats are far too cultured.
Cats are great snackers and will rarely over eat so if your cat hasn't licked the plate clean in one sitting, your cat has thought to leave some for later, like grandads who leave food in their beards.
Rufus should be served straight from the can at room temperature, to add class to mealtimes, maybe light some candles and provide napkins.
Please provide fresh water at mealtimes, not wine.
If your cat is becoming overweight and you are thinking of extending the cat-flap, try exercising with your cat, but don't go running through your neighbours back yard or climbing high trees!
Thomas O'Toole, Charlie O'Marley and Lola Fannola x
Thats brilliant!!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! That is very funny.
ReplyDeleteMOL! That was pawsome!!
ReplyDeleteI love pet people! Funny.
ReplyDelete~Lisa Co9T
MOL! That's very funny!
ReplyDeleteMilo xx
Hiya Lola :blush: Smoochies to yoo.
Alfie xx
Hysterical! I've never read the cans I feed...I'll have to see if there is something witty on them.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL and MOL from the three of us!!!! We can just see our Mombean running through backyards and climbing trees....when she was much younger yes, but today???????? MOL.
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OMC!!! That is HISSterical!!!
ReplyDeleteMOL! We are drooling for some Rufus for Cats!
ReplyDeleteI should think my human wouldn't go climbing trees. And how do they expect her to get her fat bum out the cat door?
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm sounds intriguing.
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen that here yet.
No candles please, we wouldn't want to burn our tails. But now we know that Dushi is not a very sophisticated cat.
ReplyDeleteVery good advice, indeed! It must have been written by someone who truly loves kitties.
ReplyDeleteI wish our catfood cans here were as funny! And I would recommend those flameless candles if you feel the need for those - otherwise someone coudl loose a whisker!
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny! And we usually do leave food for later!
ReplyDeleteSo, what is the on the label fur the khanine khans?
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
That is very funny! Napkins and candles!
ReplyDeleteWe don't have that food in Australia! I'm going to print this out for my mum though.
ReplyDeleteI see nothing wrong with these suggestions.
ReplyDeleteNora is great ~ but Lola is my heart's desire! But don't tell anone 'cos it's a secret. I'm gonna send her a valentine card and then take it from there ... if she likes me.
ReplyDeleteAlfie :blush: xxxxx
hahaha!
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