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Sunday, 7 March 2010

Is Your Cat Too Fat?

Mum has been to the library again and she came home with THIS!


This is a joke, right?


There must be some mistake!


Bad mum has even been singing a song about me. it is apparently sang to the tune of 'Spiderpig' from the Simpsons. I have written the lyrics down here so you can see just how horrid my mum is.


Spidercat, Spidercat. Too fat to get up that. Can she swing from a web? No she can't, she's too fat. She's Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-dercat!


Spidercat, Spidercat. Too fat to catch that rat. Can she jump on the fence? No she can't, she's too fat. She's Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-dercat!


Spidercat, Spidercat, too fat to wear that hat. Can she squeeze through the gate? No she can't she's too fat! She's Spiiiiiiiiiii-dercat.


Spidercat, Spidercat, too fat to ride that mat. Can she live with the Queen? No she can't cause she's not lean! She's Spiiiiiiiiiiiiii-dercat!


I'm not fat, am I?


Lola Fannola x

15 comments:

  1. How RUDE! Your mom needs to be punished!!!! You look just perfect, Lola!

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  2. Huh. We're not impressed with your mom at all. You certainly don't look fat to us!

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  3. Of course you are not fat my dear. We think you are purrfectly cuddly.

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  4. Fat? Doesn't your Mom know the flashy box puts pounds on you? You're purrfect.

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  5. Lola, we think you are just purrfect! There ought to be laws against books like that!

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  6. Shame on your mom!!!!!.......you look purrfect to us, Lola. xxxxxxxxxxxx

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  7. Lola, yoo are NOT fat ~ yoo are purrfect! Smoochies.

    Love Alfie Marshall xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  8. You are a lovely girl, Lola; you are not fat, but perfect just the way you are...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  9. You look just purrfect to us, Lola!

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  10. You need us to come rescue you and cover you in cuddles my dear?

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  11. So very wrong!! And yes anything with cats that is even remotely movie-like. You should play!

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  12. Lola
    OF course not -- not in the least!
    WE are all flufficious maybe, but never fat!

    purr on
    Abby

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  13. No, you are not fat. But Mom loves the spider pig song!

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  14. You are perfect just the way you are.

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