This is a joke, right? There must be some mistake!
Bad mum has even been singing a song about me. it is apparently sang to the tune of 'Spiderpig' from the Simpsons. I have written the lyrics down here so you can see just how horrid my mum is.
Spidercat, Spidercat. Too fat to get up that. Can she swing from a web? No she can't, she's too fat. She's Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-dercat!
Spidercat, Spidercat. Too fat to catch that rat. Can she jump on the fence? No she can't, she's too fat. She's Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-dercat!
Spidercat, Spidercat, too fat to wear that hat. Can she squeeze through the gate? No she can't she's too fat! She's Spiiiiiiiiiii-dercat.
Spidercat, Spidercat, too fat to ride that mat. Can she live with the Queen? No she can't cause she's not lean! She's Spiiiiiiiiiiiiii-dercat!
Huh. We're not impressed with your mom at all. You certainly don't look fat to us!
ReplyDeleteOf course you are not fat my dear. We think you are purrfectly cuddly.
ReplyDeleteAbsurd!You are purrfection!
ReplyDeleteFat? Doesn't your Mom know the flashy box puts pounds on you? You're purrfect.
ReplyDeleteSniffie and the Florida Furkids
Lola, we think you are just purrfect! There ought to be laws against books like that!
ReplyDeleteShame on your mom!!!!!.......you look purrfect to us, Lola. xxxxxxxxxxxx
ReplyDeleteLola, yoo are NOT fat ~ yoo are purrfect! Smoochies.
ReplyDeleteLove Alfie Marshall xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You are a lovely girl, Lola; you are not fat, but perfect just the way you are...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
ReplyDeleteYou look just purrfect to us, Lola!
ReplyDeleteYou need us to come rescue you and cover you in cuddles my dear?
ReplyDeleteSo very wrong!! And yes anything with cats that is even remotely movie-like. You should play!
ReplyDeleteLola
ReplyDeleteOF course not -- not in the least!
WE are all flufficious maybe, but never fat!
purr on
Abby
No, you are not fat. But Mom loves the spider pig song!
ReplyDeleteYou are perfect just the way you are.
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