Wednesday afternoon The Mum started losing a lot of her red stuffs, which is pretty careless if you ask us. Not only did she manage to misplace her red stuffs, she managed to misplace so much that she had to go in a People Transportation Unit complete with flashy lights and noise makers to see the human v-e-t, taking The Dad with her. A lot of fuss about nothing!
Of course The Mum managed to orchestrate all this before she had the decency to feed us our lunch. We were left abandoned and hungry for eleventy billion hours, our lack of opposable thumbs preventing us from using the telephone to call the RSPCA for help. After what must have been a week and a day The Dad came back home and he had only gone and forgotten to bring The Mum back with him!
The Dad attempted to feed us but did so in a manner that we're not accustomed to. So, to show our continuing displeasure at our, quite frankly, dismal treatment it was decided that we should collectively vomit upon the floor.
Eventually after three months and a year, The Mum came back. As according to ancient cat law we proceeded to ignore her very existence for a suitable amount of time in relation to the wrongs that we have suffered, or until our tummies rumbled, which ever came soonest.
But The Mum is now back and we hope that normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
Of course The Mum managed to orchestrate all this before she had the decency to feed us our lunch. We were left abandoned and hungry for eleventy billion hours, our lack of opposable thumbs preventing us from using the telephone to call the RSPCA for help. After what must have been a week and a day The Dad came back home and he had only gone and forgotten to bring The Mum back with him!
The Dad attempted to feed us but did so in a manner that we're not accustomed to. So, to show our continuing displeasure at our, quite frankly, dismal treatment it was decided that we should collectively vomit upon the floor.
Eventually after three months and a year, The Mum came back. As according to ancient cat law we proceeded to ignore her very existence for a suitable amount of time in relation to the wrongs that we have suffered, or until our tummies rumbled, which ever came soonest.
But The Mum is now back and we hope that normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
This is going on your Annual Purr-Fur-Mance Review 2011, you know that, right?
Thomas O'Toole, Charlie O'Marley and Lola Fannola x
Thomas O'Toole, Charlie O'Marley and Lola Fannola x
Oh nooo your poor mum! And of course, poor you for being left! Only mums know how to feed little cats properly lol... Hope all gets back to normal soon.. PS - Go and give your mum a purr x
ReplyDeleteOh dear....we hope your Mom's okay. We think you should give her a break and give her some love.
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
OMC we hope the red stuffs stay in your Humom and not out. I can't believe go got no foods before the flashy box on wheels took dem away?! Definitely marks fur da review
ReplyDeleteWe voted and we think you should go easy on your mom's purrfurmance review. Give her some purrs from all of us.
ReplyDeleteWow! We sure hope your mum is okay. But we were more worried about you guys and the fact that you didn't get your foods!! We're glad you guys are okay now!!
ReplyDeleteWe hope your Mum is ok and feeling much better=we are all purring for her recovery...and we hope your lunch is on time these days!...Happy weekend, sweet friends...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
ReplyDeleteOh, the nerve of your mum to go and have an emergnecy and leave you kitties with no fud! We hope your mum is better (and your tummies are full :)) Purrs from all of us,
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, and Hollie
MEOWZA!!!!!!!!!!!!! We purray your mum is okay now.....and that you have forgiven her and she is feeding you like you want to be fed!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove to all of you.
Oh no! We hope your mum is better now. It's not good to lose your red stuff.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness how awful, for you! Purrs to your Mom, where did she misplace her red stuff?
ReplyDeleteMom doesn't make enough red stuff. They're so thoughtless.
Uh oh! I hope your mom is OK. And I'm glad your all fed now, too!
ReplyDeleteIn the future, your Mum might want to time her medical emergencies a little better...Mommy says we must be sympathetic and wish you Mummy a great big get well purr!
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It is not fun for the Mom, either, when she looses red stuff. WE are purring she is OK, now. You guys need to give her purrs not take away points!
ReplyDeleteVery scary, but very good ending to have your mum home again...don't give her and your dad too hard a time but purr lotsa healing purrs instead.
ReplyDeleteDid they help her find the red stuff again? And does she feel better? You know--except as far as you guys are concerned because it's way too soon for you all to be okay with stuff.
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Oh no, your poor mom! Is she ok?? And of course, poor kitties, for being mom-less for such a dreadfully long time. I'm sure it was just awful.
ReplyDeleteI hope your mom is ok. , I purrs purrs for her straight away !
ReplyDeleteGood Hugs
xxxx
Puddy
Oh, no, but your poor mum! Is she okay? Purrs that she will be fine!
ReplyDeleteHumans! They need to plan better for emergencies! I hope that once your human is feeling better, she works on that.
ReplyDeleteOMG we had no idea! Is everything ok now? What happened? We're purring for her - and you!
ReplyDeleteWe are very sorry your mom misplaced her red stuffs at such an inconvenient time for you. We hope your mom is okay now and heals quickly.
ReplyDeletewe are so worried about your Mum and hope like Puddy does that she is ok!
ReplyDeleteYou must be patient little ones because if your Mum isn't feeling well she needs to be comforted by you so that she can feel better!
We are sending hugs to you and your Mum!
Big purrs out to your Mum!!! She better keep some extra red stuff in her purse for emergencies like this.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear you are all back together and well fed!
I hope your mum is going to be OK. Next time, go with her to the hospital and offer a little of your own red stuffs to make her feel better. I think they can hook you right up.
ReplyDeleteAlso, do practice dinner time with dad under mum's supervision just in case.
Slobbers,
Mango
OMC! How awful! We hope yoo habn't starved to deff in the interim!
ReplyDeleteAn' we hope yoor mom feels tons better soon!
Milo xx
Hi Lola,
Yoo can come over to my place if yoo like ~ and share my dinner and stuff.
Love Alfie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
All of you have been through so much! You can always put me on your speed dial and you won't need thumbs!
ReplyDeleteHope you mum's better!
Tom
xoxo