Monday, 11 January 2010
Every Mancat knows, that staying in bed is a fine art!
First one must select the correct bed to 'stay' in. A bed previously vacated by its human occupant is always a good place to start. These beds tend to remain warm and cosy throughout the day.
If you cannot find a recently vacated bed, then an unmade bed will suffice. Of course you are to resist all attempts made by your human to remove you so they can make the bed. This can be accomplished by looking exceedingly cute. However, in the unlikely event that your cuteness should fail, one is permitted to hiss, spit, growl, scratch and bite, though not necessarily in that order. Clinging to the bed covers may also be effective.
Most of all, enjoy your nap.
Thomas O'Toole x