There has been a lot of strange talk around here lately. Recently I overheard mum telling dad that we were all going to see a very nice man about a rooster shoot.
Mum didn't strike me as a blood sport kind, but I hear those roosters can be particularly noisy and troublesome. So that could be why people want to shoot them. Anyway our appointment will be made in the next few weeks (these rooster shoots seem rather popular). I shall report back as soon as I can.
Thomas O'Toole x
**Mum here, I think Thomas must have misheard. They're all due their booster shots. Someone is in for a very nasty surprise.**