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Sunday, 25 October 2009

Silly Sunday




Mum bean came across this on a forum and thought her cat blogging friends would enjoy it too.


BATHROOMS - Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit & stare.

DOORS - Do not allow any closed doors ... in any room. To get the door open, stand on hind legs & hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it's not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an outside door opened, stand half-way in & out & think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.

CHAIRS AND RUGS - If you have to throw up get to a white chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up while barfing so it's as long as a human's bare foot.

HAMPERING - If one of your humans is engaged in any activity, and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called helping, otherwise known as hampering. Following are the rules for hampering: When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book -- unless you can lie across the book itself.When human is working at a Computer, desk, walk across keyboard, bat at mouse pointer on screen, and then lay in human's lap across arms, hampering typing in progress.

WALKING - As often as possible, dart quickly & as close as possible in front of the human, especially on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark & when they first get up in the morning. This will help them practice their co-ordination skills.

BEDTIME - Always sleep on the human at night so they cannot move around.

LITTER BOX - When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of Kitty Litter between their toes.

HIDING - Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you and do NOT come out for 3 to 4 hours under any circumstances. This will cause the humans to panic (which they love) thinking that you have run away or are lost. Once you do come out. . . The humans will cover you with love & kisses, and you probably will get a treat.

ONE LAST THOUGHT - Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, then turn around and present your butt to them. - - humans love this, so do it often!



Thomas O'Toole, Charlie O'Marley and Lola Fannola x


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18 comments:

  1. We do all those t hings. Thank you for giving us a list so we can remember them all!

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  2. I love to snooze on the human... he he he...

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  3. LOL.....we loved it. thanks....xxxxxxxxxxx

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  4. Mama's laughing, so we think she loved it. She turned around and looked at us and said they could have been writing about the two of you, meaning us. What?? Not us, well we have to admit we love kicking our litter, and throwing up hairballs in unique places is our specialty.

    Peanut and Marshmellow.

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  5. Scooby is barf kind around here. He eats too fast then his dinner comes right up.
    Great list! Thanks for sharing!

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  6. Make that "barf king" above. Stoopid keypad.

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  7. Yup I like to sleep on my mum, and sit behind her when she is in the kitchen. I have never beens sick but I will save up those tips.

    Mums old cat Puss, well she barfed up her chicken necks onto the new white duvet cover at 3am, 5 hours before the visitors arrived to stay in the spare room.

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  8. We can not stress enough how important it is that doors are opened continuously.
    And one of our favorite activities is seeing where people are going and what they are doing.
    Of course we all have to supervise all cooking activities together, it simply takes three cats to do this properly.

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  9. Looks like I am doing everything right! Whew!

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  10. Sometimes I wonder why hoomans have woo!

    I mean, we would nevFUR do most of those things!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  11. LOL!

    We don't do Facebook but we hope we are still yoor friends.

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  12. Oh my goodness, this is so funny and so absolutely 100% TRUE. FAZ

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  13. oh my, i laughed SO hard.

    everyone is so darn true, but we love it dont we : )

    cats really are one of the greatest things going.

    we especially liked the bathroom one and also the butt one. so funny.

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  14. I love to dart around Meowms feet!!! Unfortunately I have gotten stepped on several times. My Meowm has no coordination!

    Orion

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  15. I honestly don't think kitties need any encouragement in these behaviours -- they seem to come pretty naturally to them! LOL!

    Right on!

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