My furiends, something truly terrible has happened! Words almost cannot describe what I have been through, but I will endeavor to do my best.
Mumma loves fevvers, in fact she has two of them in the house and she is always giving them smoochies and treats.
So I thought, what would make mumma happier then anything in the whole world? Then it hit me, another fevver!
I spent weeks honing my stalking skills and took my time selecting the right sort of fevver, I wanted it to be perfect.
No, too big
There, see me carefully selecting the perfect fevver?
Anyway, I eventually found the right sort of fevver and more importantly managed to catch it. I ran excitedly into the house to show mumma my gift and do you know what she did?
Did she shower me with praise and gratitude?
NO! No she did not.
She starting screaming and shouting at me and then the next thing she did was chase me out of the house! My furiends, I tell you, I was so shocked and scared that I dropped my fevver and ran away!
I don't know what happened to the fevver. I came back to look for it much much later, I sniffed all over the house but it was gone!
Worse of all mumma is not at all happy with me, I can't think why. Maybe the fevver was the wrong colour or size. Perhaps if I am extra cute and show mumma my smoochable belly, she will forgive me. What do you think?
Lola Fannola x
**The mum here. Don't worry about the bird that Lola caught. She didn't injure it in anyway, except give it the fright of it's life. I managed to catch it and place it in a box which I put in a dark place until it had clamed down. I then took it across the road to my neighbour who keeps and breeds birds. He placed it in an empty aviary so it could recouperate and then released it. It was one very very lucky bird. I have since taken steps to avoid the same thing happening again**