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Friday 30 August 2013

Feline Fine Friday - How to make a Puzzle Feeder your cat will not appreciate...

Greetings kitties, today I am introducing a post entitled, "How to make a Puzzle Feeder your cat will not appreciate," or, "How to suck at arts and crafts," or even, "How to be too cheap to buy a proper one."

That's right, with this handy step to step guide, you too can have a Puzzle Feeder that you can treat with the same withering indifference that you treat all the stuff you humans make you.

You will need -

  • At least six toilet paper tubes
  • Scissors
  • Glue and tape
  • Some card
  • A few pegs (eleventy million)
  • Treats

Step One:

Glue two of the toilet paper rolls together, side by side.  Secure with some pegs whilst they dry. Repeat this step, this time gluing three rolls side by.  You should have one roll spare at this point.  If you haven't then you've done it wrong!

Step Two:

Glue the spare roll on top of the two rolls you glued earlier, peg them together until dry. It should look something like this...

Step Three

Glue the little pyramid of rolls you've just made to the three rolls you glued earlier and peg until dry, like this...

Step Four:  After you've left the now bigger pyramid to dry over night, it's time to glue some card around  the sides to strengthen it.  Peg and leave to dry.

Step Five:  Optional.  If you so wish you can tape some more card to the back of the Puzzle Feeder, like this...  Afterwards you can decorate the Puzzle Feeder, simply to waste a bit of time, because your cat couldn't care less either way.

Step Six:  The final step, fill the Puzzle Feeder with a few of your cats favourite treats in each tube/section.  Place on the floor, windowsill or other favourite cat hang out and wait for the fun to begin... or not.

"Woman!  My treats appear to be stuck in this contraption.  Rectify this immediately!"

Charlie O'Marley 

Monday 26 August 2013

Mancat Monday with Thomas O'Toole and Charlie O'Marley

Why, hello.  We did not see you there, we were far too busy enjoying our pawsome outdoor  garden cat bed.
As you can see, it's big enough for two or more mancats and as well as being raised off the ground away from draughts for comfort, it also has this neat privacy safety net.
As you can see this makes it the perfect spot for attending to one's under carriage.
"Charlie, must you do that?  I'm trying to nap over here."
Thomas O'Toole and Charlie O'Marley x


Sunday 25 August 2013

Easy Like Sunday with Thomas O'Toole

If you'll excuse me, it's time I was taking it easy.
Thomas O'Toole x

Friday 23 August 2013

Feline Fine Friday with Lola Fannola

I am NOT feeling fine this Friday.
The ugly thugly boys are taking over the blog again and it has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that I don't do anything interesting enough to blog about.
I do lots of interesting things, like sleep and eat.
Lola Fannola x

Sunday 18 August 2013

Easy Like Sunday with Charlie O'Marley and Thomas O'Toole

"Charlie, what the devil are you up to?"
"Taking it easy, it's Sunday you know."
Charlie O'Marley and Thomas O'Toole


Saturday 17 August 2013

Black Cat Appreciation Day 2013 - Give A Black Cat a Home

Today, 17th August 2013 is Black Cat Appreciation Day.
Can you believe that black cats are not as appreciated as they should be?
Some sort of nonsense to do with being associated with witchcraft and bad luck.
Well, we have news for you... only the luckiest of cat owners can call themselves a black cat owner.  After all, who wouldn't want a miniature panther stalking their living room?
Just look at these examples of pure feline sexiness.
Thomas O'Toole
Charlie O'Marley
Black cats are cool, sleek and sexy.  Black is slimming and goes with everything.
Black cat hair on clothing says, 'Look at me, I'm dark, mysterious and enjoy the finer things in life.
So what are you waiting for?  Don't delay!  Open you home to a black cat today.
You will not be sorry.

Friday 16 August 2013

Feline Fine Friday with Charlie O'Marley

I just LOVE my new nippy snake from Mollie and Alfie's shop.
It's just so niplicious!
Wait-a-minute! I think Lola is coming to steal it!
Charlie O'Marley x


Monday 12 August 2013

Mancat Monday with Charlie O'Marley

Only mancats truly in touch and comfortable with their manliness, can play with the pink fluffy pompom thing.
Lola didn't even get a look in.
I am a mancat, hear my RAWR!
Charlie O'Marley x

Sunday 11 August 2013

Pawsome Prizes from Austin Towers and Mollie and Alfie

Look what arrived!  Our pawsome prize from Austin Towers's giveaway, supplied by the wonderful Mollie and Alfie from their fantastic shop.  Check it out, you won't be sorry.

Actually the parcel arrived a few days ago.  That damned woman made us wait a few extra days to unwrap everything because she was too busy being on the couch with her eyes closed.

Unfortunately Thomas O'Toole unavailable for the grand unwrapping because he was visiting his other home across the road.

The grand unwrapping caused a few cases of fisticuffs to break out over who was allowed to play with the pink tissue paper.  This was eventually resolved.

A Lovely note from Mollie and Alfie.
Giving the box the initial sniffing. 

"Charlie, what are you doing?"
*sniff... sniff*
It smells pawsome!
Yummy treats!
Loads of crinkly tissue paper!
I can't wait any longer, woman.  I'm going to start unwrapping these parcels!
I agree.  Let's get ripping.
Almost there.  What is it?  What is it?
Nearly there.  Whatever it is it smells trippy nippy.
Open my nippy snake please, woman.
Phew, we're all nipped out.  Time for a nap.
The woman got this amazing surprise from Mollie and Alfie's mum.  Thank you very much.
We love our toys and tissue paper from Mollie and Alfie's shop.  We also love Austin's new look blog.  Be sure to check them both out.
The Paw Relations x

Friday 9 August 2013

Feline Fine Friday with Thomas O'Toole

Stupid, fat and juicy bird.

Ignoring my invitations to dinner.
Well, I have news for you!

I have bigger birds to fry.

I wonder if it'll fit through the cat flap.
Thomas O'Toole 

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