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Sunday, 2 January 2011

Happy New Year - A Dog's New Year's Resolutions

I will stop trying to find the few remaining clean pieces of carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

I will not eat other animals' poop.

I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

I will not eat my own vomit.

I will not eat "kitty box crunchies".

I will not eat any more socks and then re-deposit them in the backyard after processing.

I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

I will not chew crayons or pens, specially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.

I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet.

I will not bark each time I hear a door bell on TV.

I will not steal Mum's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.

The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mum & Dad's laps.

My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.

Not really!

Shen x

We interrupted this usually scheduled post for a MUM Announcement.
I would like to apologise for the serious lack of visiting and commenting on blogs. Currently we're experiencing difficulties with our Internet connection. Some days we only have 15 minutes of connection at any one time and some days we cannot even get on at all. Our Internet Service Provider is currently sending us out a new router and until we receive it we're at the mercy of our broken router. We hope to be back to normal after the 5th!

Thank you for your comments and patience.

The Mum x


  1. Oh Grete is shaking her head in disbelief! The sofa is NOT a face towel? She had no idea!

    Good luck with the resolutions Shen. Grete is in awe of you even thinking for a nanosecond you can do any of this.

    xoxo Cory

  2. Those resolutions sound purfect!! hope your internets is working properly soon!! Happy New Year!

  3. Happy New Year to you all, and good luck with keeping those pawsome resolutions!

    We hope your Internet situation is resolved real soon ... how frustrating!

  4. Hey, Shen! It's been far too long!

    I am rather intrigued by the item about dancing around the garden with your Mum's underwear. Maybe I should ponder this further.....

    In the meantime, HAPPY NEW YEAR to all of you!

    Tommy (and all the Gang)

  5. these were great resolutions! but....if you are able to honor all of these, you wouldn't be as lovable as you are!!

  6. I hope that your internet connection gets better. It's been weird out there for a lot of folks.

  7. Hehe, those are some good resolutions Shen. We hope your router soon arrives. When it was really cold, sometimes it took 3 or 4 hours for our router to connect.It seems okay again now it is milder.

  8. Those are some pretty good resolution, my puppy pal!

  9. Whew! For a second there, we thought you were serious about those resolutions, Shen!

    We hope your innernets get better. We hate bad innernets.

  10. SHen, if you can keep one of these, you are an amazing doggie!

    Good luck on the internet!

  11. Those resolutions are terrible! I mean those all sound like total funballs activities. What is left?


  12. Those resolutions sound great - good luck keeping them!

  13. We understand bad Internets! We haves that sometimes here.... sometimes it is the Computer!!!!

    We laughed and snickered at the dog's resolutions! We haves 2 of those dogs here!!

  14. I love those resolutions!!! I especially love that they will be very hard to keep. We understand about internet connections....good luck!!!

  15. Oh boy! That was hilarious! You will have some serious self restrain if you can keep all those, Shen.

  16. Whew, that's a long list! Happy New Year with better internets!

    Mindy, Moe, BonBon, Cookie & Mike


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