Ahoy, scurvy dogs... and cats.
It be being "Talk Like A Pirate Day", 'n would-be buccaneers who'd be tryin' t' natter like a corsair had best learn t' speak th' lingo. If ye reckon that jus' sayin' "arrrr" at th' end o' every utterance will fill yer sails 'n float yer ship, reckon again, landlubber. It'll jus' get ye tossed o'erboard!
Aye, it be me. Th' terrible Cap'n Charles Butscrape, th' most feared pirate cat t' sail th' seven seas. T'day I be shoven' off in search o' treasure. Cat nip treasure. So sally forth all o' ye who be loyal to th' colours an' set sail t' distant unchart'd shores aboard the good ship Cardboard.
So step lively me hearties or ye shall be walking t' plank... Arr!
Cap'n Charles Buttscrape th' Inept.
We are MOLing so hard at your pirate name that we can hardly type. Best. Cat. Pirate. Name. Ever.
ReplyDeleteWe are stepping lively for sure since we sure don't want to walk the plank. Those are some mighty touch looking pirates so we will just sail on by. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteMornin' Cap'n Charles Buttscrape MOL You be the master of the six and a half seas in your cardboard boat! Have a scurvylishus day!! xx
ReplyDeleteAhoy! We be joinin' ye on yer journey o' hunting fer treasure, Cap'n Charles Buttscrape! No plank fer us! Arrrrrrrgh!!
ReplyDeleteG'Day to you Cap'n Buttscrape - we hope we won't stay long enough to walk your plank but we'd like to politely mention that say there is a strong aroma of butt scrape about! Nod, Nod, Wink, Wink!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Arr ye seem t' like the plank as well as I Matey!
ReplyDeletePirates of Wildcat Woods
God Day Cap´n Buttscrape !
ReplyDeleteYou look really fierce as a Pirate and I don´t think you will have any problems to make anyone walk the plank !
Cap'n Charles Butscrape ye has the best pirate name and we love your mighty ship!
ReplyDeleteCap'n Butscrape, we be ready to sail! Hi-ho bucko, we'll be a fierce band 'o pirates!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Ahoy! Happy pirate day to you!
ReplyDeleteHehe, worlds funniest pirate name for worlds handsomest cat pirate!
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
Avast, Captain Buttscrape! Ye be a fine pirate, indeed!
ReplyDeleteYo! Matey! enjoyed ye scurvy pirate message 'n lin'o. Like ye ship but prefer me Black Paw. Pawsome pirate name.
ReplyDeleteArrrr there will be no plank walking here!
ReplyDeleteArrr! so you think you be making me walk the plank? No-one says that to Barnacle Breath Flynn unless they want to visit Davy Jones locker.
ReplyDeleteYe've got the bestest pirate name in the whole grogosphere. We are a little worried about ye ship, however. It's not looking to seaworthy. Be careful if ye venture too far from port. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteArrr Mateys, ye make the most excellent dreaded pirates and ye speak pirate like pros!
ReplyDeleteHope ye has fair winds and find plenty of plunder!!
ReplyDeleteArrgh,
Mindy
Moe
Cookie
Mike
Cap'n Charles Butscrape, ye have a fine ship an' we would be joinin' ye in yer search for nip.
ReplyDeleteOja and the Crew
You make a rather dapper pirate for sure.. Hugs GJ x
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